Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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