I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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