Have you finally orgasmed yet?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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