IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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