You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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