it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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