Sry I called you an 8
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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