wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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