Where did you get a picture of my penis
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
