I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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