Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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