at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
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I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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