You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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