i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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