Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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