Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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