Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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