The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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