one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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