Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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