I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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