Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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