Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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