i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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