Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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