You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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