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My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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