I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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