Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just want nice things and good sex
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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