On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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