But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
