This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
pray to the hookup gods
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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