if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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