i was rollin on her like bob the builder
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I am never drinking with the goths again.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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