I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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