I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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