So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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