Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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