I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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