so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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