im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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