i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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