who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
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You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
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I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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