he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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