it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.