You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
my phone needs a breathalizer
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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