Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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