The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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