NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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