I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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