this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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