This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
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My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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