ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
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I want her autograph on my taint
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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