Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
