Me too!
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
he just fucked me for my cheese.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Randomize